when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever
(Source: moseby, via fake-mermaid)
cute names for ur newborn child
- yeehaw
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- hte Spaghetti
- lil shit
- swiggity swoner i have a boner
- genocide
(via 2k13blogger)